No Multiple Sex Rounds During Election, Fascist Police Service Warns

In what could pass for any fascist wet dream, the Ghana Police Service has issued a strong warning to police to ration their sexual activities during the December elections.

Addressing the officers after the parade, the Greater Accra Regional Police Commander, DCOP Afful Boakye-Yiadom, cautioned the officers against activities that could prevent them from executing their tasks effectively during the elections that security experts are warning as being excessively militarized.

According to DCOP Boakye-Yiadom, the police officers are mandated t to reduce the number of rounds they engage in during sexual activities, so that they could tackle election disturbances.

According to him, the police hierarchy will not hesitate to crack the whip on any officer who flouts the rules.

“You all know the consequence of major offence so always be guided by that section and control yourself. We all need the energy to work during the election. I therefore to advise all of you to reduce your sexual rounds for you to get energy to work well before, during and after the elections,” he told a stunned group of officers from the Greater Accra Police Command.