Secret Recruitment Drive for NPP Machomen Unveiled from Bawumia’s Office

A covert operation has come to light revealing plans for the recruitment of muscular men from the New Patriotic Party (NPP) into the National Security force.

A leaked memo allegedly originating from the office of NPP’s Parliamentary Candidate for Ajumako Enyan Essiam, Dr. Rashid Kwasi Etuaful, has surfaced, beckoning strong-willed party members to step forward for this critical mission.

The undisclosed communication lays out specific prerequisites for interested candidates, emphasizing the necessity for verified NPP membership and athletic build. Notably, all applications must be processed through the strategic channel of Vice President Mahamudu Bawumia’s office.

Dr. Rashid Kwesi Etuaful personally extends the invitation to eligible individuals, stressing the importance of maintaining secrecy surrounding this exclusive recruitment drive.

The stringent selection criteria mandate NPP card-carrying status, a resolute commitment to securing another term for the party, and physical prowess to endure rigorous training over four months. Individuals meeting the stringent eligibility standards are urged to contact appointed constituency officers for further details. Maintaining strict confidentiality is paramount, with instructions to limit dissemination of this sensitive information to NPP platforms only.

For inquiries and applications, potential candidates are directed to connect with constituency officers – Gadafi at 0546526863, Ishaque at 0240515555, and Nab at 0243409878.

The directive, undersigned by Constituency Secretary John Yanney, underscores the need for discretion in handling this top-secret initiative.”